Having a drink with dinner hardly means you “probably” have a drinking problem…

It seems a tad harsh, but you do you

I used to have to call the non emergency number a few times a month for a previous job.

The calls were always answered by 911 operators, but they would place you on hold if a 911 call came through. No big deal

Lotteries are a tax on poor people.

They are also a “bread and circuses” type thing.

Plus basically all the winners end off worse than before/dead