I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

YOURE WRONG AND HERE LET ME EXPLAIN WHY BUT INSTEAD OF EXPLAINING I USE A PERSONAL ATTACK

Reminds me of that job that offered the winner at work a Toyota, and gave her a Toy Yoda. She sued and won.

This was definitely a trigger for me.

A few years ago, I had some great email exchanges about a position. I was an experienced dev, and I knew what they were looking for. But to make it official, I had to go through their HR person.

This was the first time I was going to talk to someone from the company, live in a video call.

And the moment we jumped on a call, her first words were, “Do you have a green card?”

I was born here. One look at my skin color and that was her question.

Cruelty is the goal.

I used to make jokes to juniors/interns like the above. Then I watched a junior start typing my joke in terminal, and I freaked out and stopped.

Sometimes I forget these jokes go over the heads of people.

Doesn’t mean it’s ever the right thing to say.

Especially among professionals

Redneck? Tell me more! Curious how they look in other places.

In major cities, definitely not rednecks. It is just a boys club of boomers. The folks I met were highly educated or former Vietnam vets. Then they have dinner parties where they mostly talk about a random history book from 1-2 decades ago. I’m assuming atheists, but I didn’t ask.

That’s fucking bananas.

In my job, the only difference between prod/dev is a single environmental file. Two repositories would literally serve no purpose and if anything, double the chances of having the source code be stolen.