As Eddie Izzard said about WWII: “after a few years, we won’t stand for any of that”

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It’s going to be called Potatoville

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The same way we’ve always tried to lead moral lives: against overwhelming odds.

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What was it, 2015? When did we first read this whole story, pretty much in its entirety, already? Was it ten fucking years ago? I told my Trump family about this and they ignored it. Now it animates their being. What gives? Why now? Are they that slow that it’s literally a whole decade? I’m tired of these morons

The Congolese legal system is more advanced than the American one.

the shit’s yeti poison

Some kinda stuff

No one is fun anymore.

“Private equity” just means small groups of rich vampires. They suck value out of your effort. They deserve garlic.

It’s the party of Bad Faith. Everything they say is valueless. Only their actions are meaningful.

We lost public media and Colbert on the same day. Cool moment for America. This is going so well.

Juul saved my life. I tell everyone who smokes about how easy quitting smoking was with Juul. I’m not being paid. I really believe it.

And then quitting Juul was pretty easy also because it wasn’t really smoking anymore. Overall, 5 stars.

Maybe pair it with a Tshirt that explains the position you’re in

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We need Nuremberg trials for this administration.

Hansel - so hot right now. Hansel.