

Truly the American way.
Truly the American way.
The right doesn’t want to do anything but impose their authority. For a conservative, the only valid abortion is my abortion. The only valid exception to any rule is my exception.
“You must stop killing children! Children are for molesting and sexual exploitation only!”
-The Pope
We may be able to accomplish nano-golf, but I think we’re a ways away from quantum-golf.
“… predators. When that doesn’t work, he transfers them to another church.”
You misspelled “pedophiles”.
Hey now!
Pineapple is sacred. How about using a pineapple grenade instead?
Any politician who can hold their breath under lava for more than 60 seconds can then submit the proper paperwork to begin collecting signatures to get their names added to the primary ballots.
Humans are electrified meat computers. Music is math and chaos brought into order. It’s no wonder we love music like we do.
Ferguson was legend!
Curious what you would do with the money.
Did Iran just create KillStarter?
Jesus Christ! Can we get some of that law in the US?!
I guarantee anyone getting paid by ICE for information is already a boot-chugger who doesn’t need the money to begin with. It’s all a part of the gift.
That’s too easy. I want him to expose all the things and continue ramping his feud with Herr Führer until they both take each other, and all of their sycophantic supporters, out.
It’s times like these I think back to when Saddam Hussain was captured and tried for crimes against humanity…
If you’re talking about ketamine, he’s waaaaayyyy ahead of you.
Ha! Joke’s on you! Elon doesn’t love anyone but himself, and I’m not even sure about that.
Conservatives explained.
They’re boycotting Pringles as an evil trap created by the democrats to trap their hands in the cans so they can’t vote.