It’ll be a long arduous road if she plans on losing to Eric in 2028, but I’m fully confident in her ability.

That’s underselling how racist Churchill was towards Indians. “Beastly people with a beastly religion”.

Though, to be fair, he was also racist towards african peoples, jewish people, arab people, the Chinese and the Irish.

Forgive me God and Parole Officer, there’s something I must do.

Shout out to Split Fiction for getting the “Unironically making a ‘The cake is a lie’ reference in the year of the Lord 2025” award

Write about a character in a new strange situation

No one wants a Samsung, it’s the Burger King of tech

A COFFEE MAKER IS JUST A DEATH RAY WITH A SMALLER POWER SUPPLY

To paraphrase a poet

All states are authoritharian, dipshit. It came free with the monopoly of violence

(People’s Republic of) Samsung is supposed to announce one of those soon. Though who knows if it’ll even be available outside of Asia.

Hey, if anyone knows their stuff about hate crimes, it’s the Israeli army. Maybe hire one of the pigs who murdered George Floyd too

How can you have any revolution if you don’t eat your chilis

Attributed to him, but he probably didn’t say it:

Everything under heaven is in utter chaos; the situation is excellent.

It just sounds cool af

Would you take it seriously if a chinese paper said the US ‘secret police’ is disappearing people?

I mean, they are though.

If he were Rambo, Vietnam would have won.

Wait

Well, one of those has military parades for its monarchy

Gender? How about you engender in these people obedience towards the Viltrum Empire

It’s threatening the security of my Apple stocks

That was in 2002. That percentage must be much lower now, since the number of Pokemon has increased due to a phenomenon called Pokémon inflation.

Timed perfectly just to dunk on Puerto Rico

Ideology is such a scary word, what people want is platitudes