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Cake day: September 28th, 2023

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  • “The grass just, it doesn’t work,” he told Fox News during a White House tour in March. “We use it for press conferences and it doesn’t work because the people fall into the wet grass.”

    He’s still a massive asshole, but this is probably the strongest argument he has ever made.

    Or you can, you know, make the podium elsewhere on the yard. Why specifically dig up the rose garden? (Don’t answer that, we all know why)