I kinda miss the hydrohomies sub on Reddit

Best version ever!

This happened to me, just with a shattered screen instead of an old battery. Fucker tried to tell me my phone was bricked. I turned it on in front of the cunt and left.

Consider that a third of the country didn’t even vote and you’ll be much more ready to accept there’s folks on the fringe who care just enough to vote, for petty reasons

You don’t necessarily need to be old enough to remember the song.

You just need to have grown up with parents that loved playing the soundtrack to Forrest Gump

Don’t threaten me with a good time