Didn’t Mexico pay for it?

I think they’re trying to “reverse psychology” us.

Will it be like the old urban legend? They pump her stomach and find 6oz of orange jizz?

And they’re all voting for it anyway!

You got exactly what you wanted, Honey. Enjoy your MAGA world.

President Jill Stein will fix it all. /s

Waiting for Pussolini to send the National Guard to city hall, to depose the mayor and council.

Except in the United States, where it will be $1500 a dose.

Also paving the way for employees to be paid in scrip.

They’re expecting him to be wildly popular for the first few months of the war.

Better get used to it. Brutal and cruel is the reality of living under fascism.

Symbolic only. Even if the Senate voted for it, it would never get past the House.

Uh, guys, isn’t fascism supposed to be all efficient, and bureaucratic and shit?

For all the good it will do. He’s in charge, and won’t be stopped. Modern medicine in the United States is over.

Any candidate Republicans don’t like will just go missing.

The same fools who send their Social Security check to Joel Oafsteen.

Airstrikes won’t be enough to wage war on the Middle East’s largest world power. Iran has hostile terrain with most of the population in mountainous areas. The ground war will be a bloody mess.

I’m waiting for the media to start promoting this war. Because war means ratings, but also to reduce public opposition to the draft which will certainly be needed.

Does the keyboard automatically change words to misspelled and all caps?

Just like North Korea. Dear leader has to find someone to blame. Will it be wild dogs, or antiaircraft cannon?

The Media: “All opinions are the same. Both Sides!”