cult leader Paul Mackenzie ordered his followers to starve themselves and their children to death so that they could go to heaven before the world ended

straight up shoots a guy over parking, the cops show up, and he gets to walk away for months.

I think he should rethink not releasing the Epstein files

The new bills essentially say that bike lanes and pedestrian facilities can only be improved upon or added to a highway project if they provide a secondary benefit to the project, or are near schools or parks, or if there are federal regulations requiring such action. Any elected person who tries to infringe on these laws can be charged with a misdemeanor and punished by up to a year in prison and $1000 fine.

We are using your brain’s electrical system as a receiver.

The news release announcing Edara’s death did not mention the heat wave gripping much of the South and the Midwest, and what caused his death is under investigation.

Now draw her clowning around

The Power Nine https://mtg.fandom.com/wiki/Power_Nine before mtg worked out how to balance, these 9 cards in the alpha/beta set were brokenly overpowered. There’s an alpha Ancestral Recall on ebay rn for $5.5k

The confrontation began after Van Orden revved his motorcycle while Pocan was being interviewed by Spectrum News. Pocan was discussing cuts to public broadcasting when Van Orden pulled up in his Harley Davison, interrupting the interview.

Like the south park Harley episode

oh phew I was worried something dystopic was happening

Guy on the left has his own phrygian cap https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phrygian_cap?wprov=sfla1

With Ozzy, Malcom Jamal Warner, Julian Lefay, and now Hogan, somebody’s teenage years got seriously destroyed this month

I’m telling

Julianos has achieved CHIM, RIP

RIP Julianos, he has achieved CHIM

What happened in Albania?

Chickens were just built different back then I guess

At least this jackass didn’t live to see the culmination

“this post has been deleted” instantly makes anything x2 funnier to me

you did it!