Can confirm, I’ve got an ecology degree and that line would work on me 100%.

Probably cilantro.

Wait that’s a thing?!

No, but I don’t wait for the beeping to stop.

Confirmation bias or something IDK I’m not a statistician.

That’s the cholesterol clogging your arteries.

I used to work overnights at Walmart and nothing slapped harder on my midnight “lunch” break than a couple of red hot dogs from the Circle K, especially if their nacho cheese machine was still running.

He’s blond! He’s pissed! He’ll see you in the lists!

Some animals are big enough to just have fauna, nothing micro about them. See whale lice as an example.