I don’t think I would be OK if Baron Von Blubba had kidnapped my girlfriend

Is it necessary to commit blasphemy sometimes?

Simpsons did it first

Speer and Hornady make some really nice rocks

They kind of are though

An individual coin trades at a low value but the total market cap is 26 billion dollars.

The guy he killed was a moron but Michael Reinoehl was a menace to society

We have the best 911 dispatchers in the world, because of jail

This is what you get for questioning The Consensus

It’s less that you missed it and more that they chose not to invite you

You’re right, Viagra and birth control for everybody who wants it

You got what you paid for

Either a sex thing or an otherwise normal thing with booze

Your kid might be ChatGPT, you should get her tested

Fat people are actually less dense

We will rebuild

Don’t worry, this will only happen after you’ve spent thousands of dollars on fixation-related supplies and equipment that can’t easily be resold

Tell me some facts about NASCAR right now, without looking at your phone

It doesn’t stop being fascism just because you paint it red, and this meme is criticizing that

Civil wars are good, and easy to win