From the souls you murder while trying to prove to yourself that you’re a big guy and not just a worthless piece of shit.

More 'emergency ’ executive orders.

This will give the oil companies a reason to …

We made our kids go to a church parking lot and drive without the gas pedal. There was much bitching and screaming, but they both learned pretty quickly. Backing up through the circle drive without hitting the curb took much much longer.

Chuckle… Oh shit!

I’ve heard people say that things are spicy on the way out but i don’t really understand what that means. Spicy doesn’t bother me, but greasy, smoky, and dairy kill my stomach.

Most times i probably zone out. With family i try hard to listen.

I’m also old and i feel this way about many young people. I understand and appreciate that they’re experiencing many things for the first time, but sometimes their oversharing is exhausting.

Only keep things that are functional, attractive or sentimental. I like the poop plan for things that are on the edge of these.

It took me a bit to understand this. I was so used to expecting negativity that i thought non-negative comments were being sarcastic.

Yes. Get out on some rural roads with a friend if possible.

I don’t know that one, but if you just want a sleep song try Weightless by Marconi Union.

The marijuana companies have been making money like crazy for years and now they’re pissed that someone else is getting a piece of the pie.

You never have to prove anything. You don’t have to have a label. You can just go through your day and smile at anyone you like in the moment.

It’s ok to change your mind- to say you were wrong or lied to. This is how the tide turns.

I’m remodeling a house and I’ve learned that my initial idea is always wrong and it will take me 3 days to accept the right answer.