fun fact thats only slightly related!
women bodybuilders will often get breast implants because the chest muscles and the breast aren’t in the same location and it looks kinda weird if you have massive chest muscles, the implants even it out some

• autism
• adhd
• add
• auditory processing disorder (minor, only slighty annoying)
• depression
• anxiety
• self harm
• labido so low im essentially asexual (?)
• gender dysphoria (I’m also possibly intersex apparently??)

not what you’re asking for, but it’s worth a little fun goofing around with ‘Perchance’ dungeons and dragons AI.

I got married to a rock.

(it’s not that good otherwise, doesn’t compare to actual people :/)

I think fortnite, but idk

in my town the gas station that’s been closed for 10 years and is covered in vines still has a open sign on it lol

youre lucky I value your opinion too much to downvote it because CRUNCHY DRINK???!?

“textured drinks”

hang on lemme get some dirt real quick I wanna test something

someone corrected me on spelling “at least” “atleast”
like… alright? (wink wink nudge nudge)

anyways I was in a bad mood and wrote a passive aggressive message I ended up not sending

Words condense over time, it’s not a crime to not type a space.

do you say “goodbye” or “God be with ye”? what about “gossip” or “farewell”?

What about a purpose misspelling being turned to one of the most common words in conversation? “all correct” -> “oll korect” -> “ok”

the worse information I’ve ever learned from Lemmy is that if you are into ‘sounding’ (putting stuff in your dick hole) your pissing is AUDIBLY different and people can tell

since people will probably search for this post later on, if someone you wants something for BOTH purposes the g502x (the lighter version) has been a godsend for me. I LOVE it

I don’t think I’ve ever had it die on me even several years later unlike my Glorious model O which would die like every other day

bit rude innit

yeah so I don’t change my pfp like ever lol

In like 4 years I’ve had 2 pfps, one from when someone drew my (female) Minecraft skin and only changed it when my family got my socials to a drawing of a frog I saw on twitter (I was closeted at the time).

When I came out as trans I changed my pfp BACK to the one of my Minecraft skin and ~10 months later the friend who drew it over 4 YEARS ago finally logged back into the old ass Minecraft server discord and saw I still had it as my pfp.

great timing on this post lol

that looks a lot easier than manually running it using termux, what’s the app called?

The researchers propose to measure affect in terms of how easily you get aroused when faced with a sexual stimulus or situation. Likewise, behavior involves the frequency of sexual acts. And finally, cognition has to do with how often you think about sex.

that’s actually really interesting that there’s different categories of sex drives

i was talking about having a dick vs not, specifically because of having to deal with a boner during the day…

Actually this is really good place to share the knowledge I’m too embarrassed to share irl!!

I’m trans (MTF) and it doesn’t really happen randomly the same way it did before hormones. The only time I get an erection is when I try to, and even then sometimes it’s difficult 🥲.

You are essentially required* to masturbate 1 or 2 times a week or else the tissue will disintegrate due to not being used, ‘morning wood’ is what the body does naturally to stop this but on Estrogen it doesn’t happen. Some choose to apply testosterone gel to help in this, but it hasn’t been an issue for me.

Also with decreased labido it’s really easy to forget about it and apparently hurts when you do it again which I’m kinda scared of tbh.

*‘required’ is subjective, but it’s not really reversible and also a working penis is ideal for getting bottom surgery and most people want to have good chances for bottom surgery …also sex too lol

does that make it a fair sport or a really unfair sport? also I saw a YouTube video something along the lines of “where’s the glory” in the thumbnail, it was REALLY interesting

“the only sport i have an unfair advantage in over you is sumo wrestling, Bethany.”

i do too! its a really underpowered model so he’s a little dumb but I love him so much

edit: nvm he’s a little sleepy right now 💤

would you mind sharing yours if it doesn’t get angry sometimes and rage quit

I did that on purpose
(as an example of emotion regulation I wrote out a passive aggressive paragraph of why language changes over time and it’s not a crime to shorten 2 words, before realizing you were probably not being rude with it 😓🥲)

low quality camera: holy shit what is that? is that an alien!!! where is my cow?? the aliens took it!!!

high quality camera: holy shit why is there a hubcap going to space at 999999999mph???

teenagers on TikTok: TODAY WE SRE TAKING THIS COW TO MCDONALD’S!!!