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Why not? Not like there are any Biden’s left in career politics. They are already persecuted by The Right.

Something somethING ICE in bed with Telcos to deport foreigners buying burner phones?

Its efficiency ‘hello’ to me is an empty word. But I am not going to say, “How do you do?” to someone to start a conversation. so saying, ‘howdy’ is the hill I am dying on.

How is this the Onion? didn’t he literally say or imply something like this?

Task failed successfully?

Please let it be stupidly implemented such that I can convince the AI to pay me to fly Delta. (IMHO, how are they even a big airline player? I give it they are a step above Spirit but that’s all they got)

Geez, at least they had a sense of style and pose back then. The ding dongs we have now look like they just got out of class and are heading to the cafeteria to make fun of the foreign exchange students.

Bold of you to imply they haven’t already!

But for the lulz, what was its response and why was it more than 1 word? (I have yet to see a non single purpose driven Instruct AI actually adhere to the single word directive on a complex topic.)

TACO Tuesday is starting a bit early this week and i am not complaining.

Aye! Silver lining is that the project is done before DOGE decided it was a government waste project and the feds investigate it for DEI.

Even if he believed that, why isn’t he calling for more regulation oversight for the FDA and stringent quality controls on the food production supply chain as a whole?

scrolls lemmy

reads headline and moves on

A few posts down and scrolls up realizing it was posted to politics not theOnion

Surprised Pikachu face

But in all seriousness. Always looked at them as Middle Class version of payday loans. Never would have considered one but gosh darn… If things don’t improve I can see myself begrudgingly getting one for something I need.

I have seen this one before with WMDs!

By no means is having 106 children normal or sane. But now I have a legit answer when someone says, “Why would anyone need $1 Billion.” I can now say, “So each of my 100 kids can get $10Million in inheritance money.”

10mil is still “set for life” territory just with an added debuff of, “If managed and invested carefully”

Nope, Self hosted deepseek 8b thinking and distilled variants still clam up about Tianmen Square

That deactivated tag on the handle literally makes this post of a tumblr post from a dead tumblr account some refried comedy necromancy.

Yes and no. As I understand it, (someone please correct me) Governor control state national guardsmen but the moment they request aid for more National Guardsmen then ultimate control goes to the Commander in Chief.

Long story short, with the pandemic, wildfires etc. National Guard has been answering to the executive branch who then has been deferring to Newsom for direction. But now, it seems the Executive branch is stepping in. Thus the Marines.

Again, I question how accurate this is. The person that explained it to me is a bit questionable of a source.