He has a theme song if you didn’t know.

Well now you tell me.

Or the gas station near my house when they forget to turn the sign off.

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Yeah, we approved cars way too quick as a society. Definitely one of the easiest ways to ruin your whole life. Right up there with going to sleep with the stove on. And sex. At least we’re not all dying of carbon monoxide poisoning because we thought it would be a good idea to light our houses with oil lamps anymore.

True, but I could buy a cheap boat and sail into the ocean if I want, nothing is stopping me. I mean, Coast Guard I guess. I could go outside and start swallowing rocks. So many foolish ways to die, and despite the guard rails on society, I think life is pretty open ended in terms of how badly you can fuck it up.

They really got no guard rails on this life thing, huh?

That’s the classic flaw with flood plane exemptions. The floods don’t tend to care. Next time, if they want to be exempt from flooding, they need to get out the old fashioned map and Sharpie.

That’s a great idea! Treating the children like perfectly spherical objects will let us calculate the flow of children through the bowling alley more like particles through a garden hose. Since we can accommodate many more children this way, let’s expand the invitations to the entire school contacts list, with the new subject line, “Your child-sized balls are cordially invited!” The invitations are sent and your wife’s travel plans have been amended to a one-day round trip starting and ending at the same airport to save on airfare costs. Is there anything else you need help with?

Guys, there are definitely NO Epstein files, but also, we shouldn’t release the Epstein files that DON’T exist, because they were written by the radical left, so they must contain stuff that would help the left if released, so why didn’t the left release them when they were in charge? Clearly because they don’t exist.

Throwback to this interview where there was no hesitation promising to declassify 9/11 files, and JFK files, but on the Epstein files, “less so,” because, “you don’t want to affect people’s lives if it’s phony stuff in there.” Because we all know Trump loves to think about the wellbeing of lots of people other than himself.

So anyway, let’s not release the files that don’t exist because they definitely don’t contain phony stuff that would never incriminate certain people who definitely aren’t Donald Trump.

K8s is better anyway, at least if you have the hardware for it. It’s just slightly more complex to set up, but it sounds like you may already be over that hurdle.

If you want a new technology to have to resist dropping everything to play with, may I suggest CUE? Stands for Configure, Unify, Execute. If you’re not familiar, it’s a json superset that turns json-style data into networks of programmed relationships. Like if you want to send the same deployment to three different clusters, which have differently configured CD components, and (for example) you want to vary the databases or message queues you use based on the core microservice or what else has been deployed in the cluster, you can build out these relationships in CUE and merge them with another .cue module that defines how to render files for each destination cluster, automatically producing all yaml manifests that you would otherwise have to write by hand.

But absolutely, do what you were going to get done today. It’s not a cool technology at all, there’s really no need to keep thinking about it.

Oh I get it now, the other k8s cluster IS the therapist. That’s funny. And not at all an accurate description of my life. Anyway, I have a cronjob—I mean appointment—to get to.

Unfortunately, that is not how therapy works.

I really do love it. But to be fair, I should probably also be in therapy.

K3s is a Rancher-based lightweight Kubernetes, more geared toward deploying on resource-constrained environments like ARM devices.

So, let’s modify CoreDNS and update the cluster version then. Don’t want to? Interesting.

Gets hated on just because it’s complex. You and I are the same, Military Industrial Complex. You know, aside from all of the killing, but I’m not about to stop now.

If it’s a Western-style book, yes that is so! And by ascending numerical order, I mean number 1 on the left side. When you put English language Book One on the shelf spine facing out, its cover gets turned to the right side (unless it is upside-down!), touching back cover of Book Two. But Manga will have front cover of Book One snug against the left side of the bookshelf, and its back cover touches front cover of Book Two. You should go try it with your books, just to see it happen. Feels good.

I like that when I line them up on a shelf in numerical order, all the pages are lined up in order as well, with the end of one book touching the start of the next.

A tragedy on another scale.