Why Twitter tho, common dreams

My mindset exactly, may we well see if the juice is worth the squeeze, if you will.

Something something don’t cite the deep magic to me

Lol came to say the same thing - this is actually the legitimate way to retire the American flag, for instance, though it is supposed to only be done when the flag is too worn to continue use (hooray boy scouts).

We can still burn em, but can’t do it all respectful like.

This is my current hell. When I started it was 3x/week so it wasn’t too bad, but now it’s 4, and there’s a “rumor” that it’s gonna go back to full time in at some point. Thanks for the motivation to get my next certification as fast as possible I guess, because I’m already working on exit strategies.

I got the joke, don’t worry lol

This should be the cover photo/thumbnail/whatever for the show “Um, Actually” lol

Good on her parents for putting Tankard in her name since you need at least one to deal with her bullshit. Bad on them for releasing her into the world instead of into a rectum where she belongs.

This hardly makes a difference since you’re already fucked most times by grid lock if you’re in a car anywhere in Manhattan. If you need to get across town faster, do what the rest of us do, and take the subway.

Posterized em, straight up.

What happened here I wonder

Millennial home owner, but my house is tiny and shitty. Oh and I prob would’ve paid a lot more without a familial connection (no, not my parents and I still paid over 300k yay).

At his age with his potential comorbidities? Surgery of any kind is absolutely a possible killer.

In a blaze of glory?

And here I’d call most of these over rated 😉. The Shining in particular I found incredibly boring and barely creepy or unsettling.

There are various reasons that both LOTR and many of your favorites remain so popular but a big one (other than nostalgia) is that they were ground breaking at the time of release. Now, they seem tropey and what have you, but that’s because everyone based their subsequent movies/books/etc on those originals, and then improved upon them.

Serkis is a great narrator, but I think maybe they should have had someone else sing lol

Just saw it, it was a really solid Superman movie. Superman did Superman things against Lex Luthor and acted as Superman acts since his inception.

Somehow this has people upset.

Do you know what the paradox of tolerance is?

Billionaires are the most removed species on this planet

If we all do our part, they could be removed further

Congrats on making everyone around you dumber, because this is the single stupidest take on something I’ve seen today.