Happened to my sister when we were kids. She got a junebug in her ear and it went so deep you couldn’t see it. We filled her ear with peroxide, which seemed to kill it, but she still couldn’t hear.

The nurse said she was making it up and just had too much earwax. We did peroxide rinses every day until it fell out a week later. Probably not very safe to have a bug rotting inside you, but we already owed a couple hundred for the nurse to dismiss us so we definitely weren’t going back to the hospital.

Okay but do I still get dice after the smoke? I’m willing to take the hit for a discount.

Incredible. Always good to hear some positivity in the news.

I think most time machines are functionally teleporters as well, since they appear when and where you want. Being able to teleport into the oval office (and then back out) removes almost every barrier preventing them from doing something “which they could do right now”.

For the aroma.

There are a lot of us, at least.

Use pin pad to complete transaction

That means you are no-brained. I can tell because I see the same thing.

Wait, that was the brand name and not a statement about the contents? Everything makes a lot more sense now.

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That threw me when I started Guards! Guards!. I generally only have time to read at night and stop at the first chapter break after 11:00. For several nights in a row I was reading until midnight, giving up, then forgetting by the next time. Eventually I checked ahead and realized there weren’t any, but a lot of his ‘sections’ are chapter sized, so it works out.

I thought it was just as good as the original: not great, but okay.

You should do it more, not less.

Are you masturbating at all? I can imagine being so horny that a porn subscription seems tempting, but masturbating would clear that up. It seems like you’ve skipped several levels and gone straight to the most expensive masturbation enhancement.

Hobo code was my first thought too, but doesn’t seem to match any.

I would not believe my eyes

You could soap the outside, but then the outside monkeys (children) would lick it off…

I’m going to start doing this now. Total power move.

Love that song

“A Thai Wedding” by Imade Saputra. My kid loves it too. Not as easy to sing along with as you’d think.