Asphalt is hot but as long as you keep moving, and you’ve built up some callouses, it’s not that bad. I always kept to the grass on the side when I could.

2005 JBles would call 2025 JB a sellout, no question. The man who raged against City Hall for 9 minutes. I always assumed “as long as there’s a record deal we’ll always be friends” was more tongue in cheek.

Once upon a time I was a barefoot hippie. If you extrapolate flip-flops down to their Platonic ideal, you can arrive at something you can fold up into your back pocket.

Peaceful protest works great under two conditions:

1. Just a metric fuckton of participants

2. The implicit threat of violent protest (e.g. Malcom X behind MLK)

Two minutes or two bites, but realistically when you can get to it. You wanna make sure they got everything they ordered, and it’s not burnt or undercooked or anything. The alternative is having to wait to get something fixed if it’s messed up. Source: 7 years a server.

To be fair, the only Palestine comments I’ve seen were from immediately after Oct 7, when that was a fairly reasonable take.

Still though, total sellout. Tenacious D defined my adolescence and it’s really disheartening to watch JB heel turn after tasting that Kung Fu Panda money.

I’d go one step further to gnosticism.

Cult = listen to my communications with God

Religion = let’s all get together and approximate communication with God

Gnosticism = communicate with God.

Yeah they were probably the only one in their philosophy debate club

Take another look at that jak friend. That’s not the look of shock, it’s awe.

Exactly, primaries are when you vote your conscience. General elections don’t benefit from anything but strategic voting.

Gotta stop going high. We know their tactics, we know how their brains work. We need to stop trying to devastate them with irrefutable facts, they don’t care. Turn their own methods against them, destroy them in their language. The left has better trolls and meme lords, let’s use them.