ALQ

This would be hilarious if it were a joke. As reality, this is just horrific. Seems about right for the current timeline. :(

I’m sorry, did you say “too much” of those gorgeous toppings? No such thing. That looks so yummy that I’m 95% sure I’d unintentionally eat myself into a food coma.

Unless you’re a Real Man™; a Real Man™ would stick his dick in first, to show dominance.

She’s a popular child education entertainer. Her Wikipedia article.

Mid-30s woman here, from western US. I call my mom any of the following, depending on mood/context:

• Mom
• Mommy
• Mama
• Ma (definitely can become Maaaaa at times)
• Uma
• Mother (usually in a jokingly stern tone)
• Her name (when she’s being particularly deaf)

On the bright side, that means the horse can continue the torture forever. Autocorrect is a mean bastard, but I’m thinking this one’s not so bad.

As another US person, I don’t think you have anything for which you should apologize. Everyone, everywhere, should be angry about what the US is doing - internally and externally. I would never think it’s wrong to say “I wish Nazi Germany had imploded before it became WWII and mass murder”; Nazi US is no different.

It’s terrifying to be here but I don’t think anyone should be quiet about how awful this is.

Hugs to you, friend. I hope we all come out of this okay.

Someone contact Italy to get this man a prize; he didn’t break the noodles!

Holy crap, how long does a game of chess take?!