They’re talking about a crash pad for poop, since some people don’t like it making a sound when they take a dump in public.

Or a tried and true classic, The Plague.

Great. Just peachy.

Something something Black Moth Super Rainbow

Not trying to cause a rash of emotional outbursts at work.

Which is one of the big reasons for how we got in this mess in the first place.

Why give a shit when you can get bailed out? It’s almost like you can be carefree when you’re on corporate welfare. What’s wild is what you feel like you can try when you have a safety net.

What an absolute moron.