The name Arthur probably comes from that lost word

Chipotle is another one. The tl phoneme is a good clue that it’s a Nahuatl word since it’s uncommon in European languages. That also means the t is at the start of the third syllable rather than the end of the second, chi-po-tle

Maybe his last name is Park

I got the early medieval period but there’s a distinct lack of empires in Europe at that time

I thought I ate the onion on this one

Fun fact: arse and ass, as in donkey, don’t share the same origin

Oh god, I’m at the airport right now. Don’t let it be me.

I was arguing with a wife I made up in my head about not wanting to go to some event and her being mad at me because I was mopey the whole time. Even though I told her I wasn’t going to have a good time and she could just go without me. This happens every time and I don’t know why she keeps asking.

Anyway my fantasy wife and I are getting a divorce.

I think I’m hyperphantasic because I can play fruit ninja in my head and smell the juice as it lands on me.

It’s less fun when remembering an injury or every time one of my jokes hasn’t landed.

And it took a bunch of labor strikes with brutal crack downs on them to even get it down to 40 hours.

Other comments mentioned squats and deadlifts but the upper back is important too. Pullups and especially dead hangs are great for countering the effects of sitting at a desk.

Once you get your grip strength up you can hang and just let your spine decompress. It feels great. You can also do the opposite and keep your core engaged (AKA hollow hold) to build strength.

I played sports growing up but never had a strong core until I did this in my 30s. It was kind of shocking because I could suddenly do things like V ups with ease which used to make me shake uncontrollably.

It’d be more accurate to say they share the same origin. Swedish and English are both part of the Germanic language family.

I’m not sure what that context of this picture is but it’s a common sword guard position depicted in medieval fighting manuals

A pig with powdered sugar on his nose booped the ground

I want to give him a swirly then stuff him in a locker. What a dweeb.

Prince Jasmine instilled a love for strong willed women with dark hair in me as a young lad

I love how you can just say the dog episode and everyone who’s seen the show knows exactly what you mean

If that’s the flur just imagine how high the cerling is

She should add an h to make “fahrt” which means “ride” in German

Heh, 8008 is slightly highlighted