Your cousin is 2.5m tall? So he’s in the top 20 tallest humans to have ever lived?

But if I count those people I get a bigger budget!

—Some bureaucrat

“Could it be I who has bad taste? No, everyone else is wrong.”

“Deets?”

“No deets, only angry vibes! Fix now!”

Pair of tire levers and a new tube is what, $20?

A real man’s man is enslaved by a real man.

Eyebrows are the secret source of my power.

A&E’s Hoarders

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:NFCC

Wikipedia non-free media policy strikes again!

If you’re going to do that, complete all the mandatory paid training and call in sick right before the actual work.

Besides just clogging up the recruiting pipeline you’ll take a training slot from an actual scab and make the bosses waste scab wages on training.

I could only find the Safeway union agreement for British Columbia.

In Canada, Safeway employees make between CAD$16.40 to CAD$27.26 an hour.

Since USD$1 ≈ CAD$0.74 it sounds like they’re paying the scabs at least a 33% premium over what the strikers are asking.

C lets you shoot yourself in the foot.

C++ lets you reuse the bullet.

Counterpoint: They know exactly which docs they DON’T want released, and nobody is allowed to ‘review’ them.

Files are only held by DOJ, which actually has decent data leak protection in place because they needed it long before the current admin.

Nepo babies need to learn to not shit where they eat.

Store encrypted on a trusted cloud provider (or two) and put the password in an envelope.

Plenty of people are ashamed of their antisocial habits.

Attempt to distract from betraying the MAGA base over the Epstein files.

They’ve never needed masks until now.

They’re afraid of the public because their actions are shameful and “just following orders” didn’t protect the Nazis last time.