Die Martin Die
Just a hobbyist programmer.
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Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•do they hate money now for some reason??92·8 hours agofoist their facade worldview on everyone else*
Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•do they hate money now for some reason??2·8 hours agodeleted by creator
Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Everybody gets one [choose wisely]13·8 hours agoOne (1) fall of capitalism please
If only…
It’s a nice instance (or first nstance)
That’s part of the joke :)
Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.worksto Funny@sh.itjust.works•Try replacing "ai" with "cocaine" in all the posts you read about it.7·3 days agoJust call
post=$(sed -e 's/ai/cocaine/g' <<< "$post")
in a loop
TIC-80 has support for gamepads and keyboard. Some games say “Press X” as in the X button on the gamepad, while others refer to the
X
key on the keyboard which in the default mappings send the B button input.It has caused lots of confusion
My mom plays PS1 games on RetroArch with an El Cheapo Bluetooth gamepad that has the Xbox layout. I have to explain the controls to her every time “Press X” or some such comes on the screen
For me it’s a toilet in the middle of an otherwise empty bathroom (i.e. not even a sink to wash my hands)
I usually start peeing a neverending stream until I wake up (I don’t pee myself tho, just wake up with an urgent need to pee)
I started with Puppy Linux because I wanted to try Linux, and my 350MHz Celeron with 160MB of RAM and 4GB of disk space (of which I had around 1GB free) wasn’t enough to run neither any flavor of the major distros, nor any remotely recent version of Windows that wasn’t XP stripped down to the bare minimum, and even that ran like shit. This was around 2008.
After being able to afford a more recent machine (3GHz Intel something Dual Core, with 4GB of RAM and 500GB HDD), I switched to vanilla Ubuntu, with its Unity DE, then Xfce4.
I’ve been using the LUbuntu flavor (LXDE) since it is more lightweight than the alternatives. Don’t really care about bells and whistles now, just a functional and fast desktop.
My most recent laptop is dead now, tho, and I don’t see myself getting anything soon :(
I use febr a rch btw
The future is…uhh…
I forgor 💀
Who the fuck drinks coffee while eating pasta
I’ve said it before, but Ctrl+Insert, Shift+Delete, and Shift+Insert for Copy, Cut, and Paste respectively, are underrated keyboard combinations
Whatever you say, Mr. Billboard.
Honk! Am I late?