Well the cake is a lie.
dumbass
I say dumb shit and make shitty jokes, I’m also Aussie and will call you a cunt.
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dumbass@quokk.autoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•I had a neighbour who embalmed his own wife.English8·12 hours agoI droped LSD while working at a fuel station and it was the only time that people came back in to see my boss to tell them how great of a server I was. I even had a cool conversation with two cops who came in, which was terrifying because I also had my bong and weed in the toilet room behind them.
Thankyou, that’s all I wanted!
Well could the bloody tell me then!
dumbass@quokk.auto science@lemmy.world•People with social anxiety disorder have a different gut microbiome - transplanting their microbiome to mice causes the mice to suffer from increased social fearEnglish1·1 day agoyeah it is, it’s an odd concept to wrap your head around.
*Writes in notepad while looking at you with concern*
Do I look like a buffet? Get your own fries!
He’s the anti-keemstar, a highly talented, extremely chill guy who seems pretty humble, considering he’s gotta be in the top 3 of best drummers out there.
dumbass@quokk.auto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•If humans can put cameras in the wild and animals will never know they're being watched. Then, an advanced alien civilization can just as well surveil us without any of us noticing.English1·1 day agoI’ll stop jacking it if you stop watching me, untill then imma be out there doing it San Diego style.
You’re not getting my fries!
Nah, she gotta get her own fries!
dumbass@quokk.auto science@lemmy.world•People with social anxiety disorder have a different gut microbiome - transplanting their microbiome to mice causes the mice to suffer from increased social fearEnglish0·2 days agoShit put into a pill that you swallow.
dumbass@quokk.auto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•2 Men Are Sentenced in Theft of Golden ToiletEnglish3·2 days agoyeah, I thought they were taking the piss!
dumbass@quokk.auto The Onion@midwest.social•Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just StartedEnglish1·3 days agoSince when did the onion start reporting the news?
dumbass@quokk.autoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•Me when people are cheering on Iran, a country that literally executes gay peopleEnglish32·3 days agoJust a good old fashioned, the enemy of my enemy is my friend situation.
Maybe he’s born with it.
Maybe it’s poverty.
dumbass@quokk.auto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•When we microwave in our house we say we're going to "zap it". What do you say?English1·5 days agoI say it like this.
They’re just about to pass 1943.
it’s the “He sold me inferior copper” feeling.