I guess you missed this news? https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/trump-says-coca-cola-agreed-use-real-cane-sugar-us-2025-07-16/

I will stuff my face with pizza and wash these tears down with a cold one

Bluesky sucks

*laughs in poor white person*

I lived near Lancaster, where the Amish predominantly live. Can confirm it was more likely to have been as you suggested. Once bought a German Shepherd from some Amish and they had no technology that I could see. Whereas, the Mennonite will drive cars, have phones, etc.