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Charlie’s still using that gamer version of Opera though. With the fake key stroke sounds enabled.

AND THE BEST PART IS THAT YOU STILL CAN RESTART IT IF YOU WANT TO! WELCOME TO THE FUTURE, LUCY!

Was there even an article to go with this headline, or do we just publish any off–hand remarks made by rich tech dudes now?

Ahh, thank you! So the truth is that she has webbed feet, which seems weird enough on its own that we don’t really need the 3 toe rumor.

I like to think of it as MTG hedging her accusation. “I think AOC has become just a little communist lately”.

I don’t think it was worth following that link. I’ve now been to Newsweek and X and I feel gross. So here’s the photo, if anyone else is curious. Pretty sure the article said it’s not real, but I was kinda just skimming for an image of weird toes, so I’m not sure.

When the car stereo says “chapter five” and you realise you haven’t heard the last four chapters of your audio book.

Important update: Motivated by my bout of self awareness, I decided to get in very early and prepared instead. I’ve been waiting for my friends in the freezing cold for half an hour. This is worse than being late.

I have somewhere to be in 4 hours. It will take me about half an hour to get there. I could get up and start getting ready, or I can get a 4–hour head start on feeling bad for being late. While browsing Lemmy.

Oh cool. I never got to go to emotional abuse camp at my school :(

Hmm? Sorry I was distracted by 3 different forms of media that I’m partially paying attention to. Enjoy your coffee 💙

what did you do this morning?

I… don’t know. I don’t even know what I’m doing here now.

remember that dog that followed us around at the beach on our family holiday in 1997?

Bensley! He was a cutie.

It’s the ratchet effect of language. The bar for using a stronger term is lowered, thus strong terminology becomes the minimum, and new superlatives arise for extreme circumstances.

You can say “battleship” here. It’s fine.

My first thought was that odd numbers have soft edges, and even numbers are hard. I don’t really know why I feel this way, but I always have. Your comment made me realise that geometry might have something to do with it.

What I still don’t fully understand though, is why I attribute personality types to numbers the way I do. Why do I think that 7 is dim–witted, and 2 is arrogant? You don’t have to have an answer. I just think about it sometimes.

I’m not at all superstitious, but so quick to attach sentimental value to things that I would instinctively know that this salt can never be thrown away or used in cooking for the rest of my life. I’d have to get an ornate urn for that salt, and it would become a thing I’d have to lift each time I’m dusting the shelves. Fucking salt.

It’s the leading cause of spontaneous crying in the car.

That’s a heart breaking way to learn your lesson about backups. It must have taken a long time to accept.

Because I was complaining just last night about how I’m definitely gaining weight now, and no I won’t stand on the scale to confirm, but I can just tell from the way my clothes are fitting, and it’s “so unfair because I’m not even eating anything rich or carb heavy, and I exercise every day”. Then literally the next day I get up, eat chocolate, watch YouTube videos, do zero exercise, then fall back asleep.

I dunno. This seemed as good a time as any to get this off my chest.

I ate chocolate today and I’m feeling really guilty about it.