I am almost certain ive made this analogy about my self multiple times before to different people. I am almost certain i dont have adhd though. What do I do now ._.

Their tongues are like sandpaper though so its not the most pleasant feeling :/

This is already happening. Both of these statements are already true.

I block news from all social media. Then I chose 2 news networks I thought had decent reporting and wasn’t too bias. Every morning I read news from the 2 sources and that is ALL the news I consume for that day. That’s it.

If this is too overwhelming even you can try starting with 1 news source. I find that news is mostly still pretty boring (in a good way) if you only look at 1 source.

So what you’re saying is universal healthcare is a bad thing… /s

Some apps do have comment foltering by keywords such as Summit! (Disclaimer: I am the developer)

What if it was my cake day on Lemmy though?

I once had a slice of a detroit style pizza with pickles on sour dough bread drizzled with mustard.

I’m proud to say that yesterday i saw my cat acting like he was about to throw up soon. I rushed to get some paper towel, lined my land with a couple sheets and caught the hairball before it hit the carpet. Easiest hairball clean up ever.

Persons of land*

No, at -15 it turns green /s

Political compass Korea

It doesnt work on web either. Its just malformed

It should be like

But they’re so cute ♥️

I don’t mind Jira that much.

I killed the cow with a flaming sword

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Ohhhhh that’s a window…

I think they accidentally sent him the NoPhone /s

I started “clubbing” more often with friends. By which i mean i follow them around to bars and keep ordering 0 alcohol beers and other non-alcoholic drinks.