Mayor Poopington

Skat boarding?

Probably due to the drain being on the back of the boat towards the bottom. Bath tubs don’t get towed on a trailer at 60 mph.

I will always hear that sound in my head. Best scene in the movie.

I wasn’t aware you said that, also weird fuckin take. To me, America is a melting pot, fly whatever country’s flag you choose. Take pride in that heritage.

“White House” is two words.

Political consistency may not be your strongest suit.

Well shit, now my car has 37 thrusters attached to the left side

Sooooo how big are the cocks mentioned. Asking for a friend, of course.

Funny, that’s also how I like my whiskey

Nothing quite like a spiritual connection with concrete

You should probably head to the ER because losing that much blood is very bad

I suppose that’s what I get for commenting first thing in the morning! No point fixing it now, it’s too funny.

I may just start writing “Deer god” anyways because that is so majestic.

Deer god, why the fuck did you make foot people so vocal?

One of the few things I miss on Reddit is a sub called “Ididnthaveeggs” or something like that. Basically a whole sub of the bonkers substitutions people have done. It was always a good read.