unalivejoy

She’s got two feet, doesn’t she?

Her dream of having two boyfriends is gone.

I frost my pants together one leg at a time, just like everyone else.

Let me just check something on my terminal.

$ uname -sr
Linux 6.14.4-arch1-1

I’m suspicious.

This means they forgot platforms other than Windows exists. It’s likely they’re checking for currently supported systems and anything older is insecure, so blocked for your security.

Likely something like this pseudocode

function isPlatformVersionSupported(useragent) {
    // Windows XP is NT 5.1
    // Windows Vista is NT 6.0
    // Windows 7 is NT 6.1
    // Windows 8 is NT 6.2
    // Windows 8.1 is NT 6.3
    // Windows 10 and 11 is NT 10.0
    if (useragent.name == "Windows" && useragent.version.match(/Windows NT (6\.3|10)/)) {
        return true
    }

    // TODO: insert supported macos versions here

    return false
}

lemmy.com does appear to work though (redirects to lemm.ee, not sure who hosts it)

The embed is broken (at least in my app)

Actual image

And then get laughed at by your lawyer, the judge, and the jury.