GUYS! HELP! MY EYES! I ROLLED THEM TOO HARD! I’M BLIND!

Go fuck yourselves you fucking monsters.

Imagine thinking “I outsource all of my thinking to machines, machines that are infamous for completely hallucinating information out of the aether or pulling from sources that are blatantly fabrications. And due to this veil of technology, this black box that just spits out data with no way to tell where it came from, and my unwillingness to put in my own research efforts to verify anything, I will never have any way to tell if the information is just completely wrong. And yet I will claim this to be my personal knowledge, regurgitate this information with full confidence and attach my personal name and reputation to its veracity regardless, and be subject to the consequences when someone with actual knowledge fact checks me,” is a clever take. Imagine thinking that taking the easy way out, the lazy way, the manipulative way that gets others to do your work for you, is the virtuous path. Modern day Tom Sawyers, I swear. Sorry, AI bros, have an AI tell you who Tom Sawyer is so you can understand the insult.

Uh doy

Beast master ranger confirmed

Every country is fucked now. There are no heroes, only victims and victimizers.

Save the bees!

Hmm, i use - go@eatabagofdicks.gov.

So, Imma go back to my philosophy 101 argument structure days. Fill in the blank.

Premise 1. Racists should never feel safe being racists. Premise 2. Nobody willingly becomes an ICE agent without being a racist. Conclusion: Therefore, … ?

Presumably he’s been enacting his master plan now that Trump’s approval rating is below 40 percent. Surely that wasn’t all bullshit.