Is there any convincing explanation why Zelenskyy did this? Does this move really reduce ruzzian influence?

Nice. Hit them hard.

The sticks in the fireplace look like dick and balls.

I know I like cock because I like my own cock. Yep, it really is that simple.

Why does the giant USB stick have legs and hands?

Yep. I love it, too, for the same reasons.

This review is poetry. I read it completely although I don’t care for the game. Thanks for that.

Lotteries sell hope, not wins.

Goooooooood! 👍

Or return to the save point just before the final boss fight.

Looking at you, BotW and TotK.

Is voting in dumb shit every four years urgent enough?

No.

You’ve got to be sure. Can’t have orcs roam your country and kill your people.

His mouse pad must be broken.

That “milestone” was passed a week ago.

The ruzzian Führer really cares for his people, he does, doesn’t he?

+4 aircraft… Nice.

Not the brightest idea to start that dumb war, azzhole.

Yay! Very nice!

If the orcs don’t like their war crime machines being destroyed they can retreat to Ruzzia - nobody wants that shithole, they can live there without any troubles.

They survived a rocket beam? 😳 Not for long, probably, but still impressively sturdy.

Should have stayed at home. No, really, staying at home prevents invasions and subsequent deaths.