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A gold medal for each paragraph. If I could I’d buy you Lemmy Lanthanum.

Yes, you are an AI

I mean, they do have an API. It’s just so expensive that no one but VC-funded EAcc weirdos can use it

Spez is a lizard robot. I mean, just look at it. It’s a fucking weird creep

K

That’s good to know, thanks.

It was a joke, mate. A simple jest. A jape, if you will

What a cucked judgement. I would have ruled for the plaintiff, with prejudice

They do and don’t mean the same thing; I thought that was the joke, but I didn’t predict the literacy of this group. They’re antonyms and synonyms. I thought that was the setup; apparently I overestimated the audience 🙄. That’s fine though.

Flammable

Are you so sure Apple doesn’t have your keys? How are they migrating the keys to your new device? It’s all closed source

Nope we don’t want to hire anyone who knows anything about Linux, no one uses Linux

“Linux is unsupported”, that’ll work

Everyone: uses a UA switcher

“See? No one uses Linux, 100% of users are on Windows or MacOS”