This is the most fabulous metal

My favourite was

I feel terrible for the wife, what an awful way to discover your husband listens to Coldplay

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!

Uh, because even LLMs are smarter than Republicans

George it is!

If they were capable of learning they wouldn’t have voted for him in the first place

“Female Corey Feldman” is hilarious

LEFOV JENKINS!!!

Does that matter?

He just does what he wants and no one stands up to him.

You don’t just put a mug on the stove like a normal person?

Obviously instead of voting you should just go be president yourself.

lol this is amazing

Is this the chart those two doctors were arguing about?

I will not stand Pingu slander.

Completely agree about Caillou though.

I thought this said “Starlight” porn…

Also, selling self-help books

Watch it rise like a souffle!

Aluminum already has an -um suffix so there’s no need to change it

Marty ran over the other one