> Duke Nukem

> No Dukes and no Nuclear explosions

😂 Holy shit, that’s terrible!

Thank you for giving me a straight answer!

Dude got black bagged on the crapper lol!

What movie/show is this clip from?

Like mother like daughter!

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I love my computer, you make me feel alright! every waking hour, and every lonely night! I love my computer, for all you give to me! predictable errors, and no identity! and it’s never been quite so easy, I’ve never been quite so happy!!! all I need to do, is click on you, and we’ll be joined in the most soul-less way! and we’ll never ever ruin each other’s day, cuz when I’m through I just click, and you just go away! I love my computer, you’re always in the mood! I get turned on, when I turn on you! I love my computer, you never ask for more! you can be a princess, or you can be my whore! and it’s never been quite so easy. I’ve never been quite so happy!!! the world outside is so big, but it’s safe in my domain, because to you, I’m just a number and a clever screen name! all I need to do is click on you! and we’ll be together for eternity, and no one is ever gonna take my love from me, because I’ve got security, her password and a key!

Real men taste their own semen and know that it is salty!

Fake: store was not specified

Gay: Anon has been completely alone for 8 months in his apartment. He has crushing loneliness and all of his friends and family have left him. The only thing that keeps him company are making greentexts and watching hypnodick porn.

Reverse puppygirl hypno videos

No means no, anon’s GF

Reminds me of this:

It is waaaaay too easy for anyone to go on a r34 site these days lol