…a mass shooting that took place LESS THAN A DECADE AGO

Guys forget that what’s inside their head is far more important

Actually this is wrong, you should be 100,000 feet tall, make 6 dollars a year, have 100,000-pack abs and have 6 hairs on your head.

i’ve literally never seen ‘systemctrl’? it’s always ctl for the command-line utilities

yay, drunk driving and no seatbelt for a double ‘fuck myself and everyone else’ combo

Elon Musk is a parody of himself

nope, it’s 17.5. and also 16.

literally cracked

fuck your bear trap, that strawberry is MINE. hyperdashes through it at 200 km/h

pls stop speaking