SHAZBOT!

“Mierdas Touch” instead of the “Midas Touch”.

(the spanish word “mierda” translates to “shit”.)

Today, Reddit is the most human place on the internet, and one of the last places on the internet where brands can build authentic, trusted and engaged relationships with customers.

That reads like something out of their totalnotrobots subreddit. I TOO LOVE EXPRESSIVE AND AUTHENTIC HUMAN THOUGHTS.

You can’t even make a freaking grill scrubber without importing parts from China, even if you were trying NOT to import from China. Apple couldn’t even make their phone in the US because the most trivial thing was insanely expensive compared to overseas. Yes, the tiny little screws. I’ve got beach front property in Arizona to sell to these jackasses that believe this moron solved US manufacturing problems in just 6 months.

Reference to Grill Scrubber: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZTGwcHQfLY

After all that long description, AI tells you eating rocks is ok.

You were probably talking to mostly trolls, bots, and “hive minded” people. Avoid that daily dose of cortisol from just being pissed off talking to stupid people in general. Here’s a thing you can try: write all the mean things you want to say, but don’t post it. Instead, cancel your post, downvote, and move on. It’s kind of therapeutic, almost like writing a mean letter you’re not going to deliver and destroy. It may not work for you, but being angry talking to stupid people all the time is very draining. Another saying, “You can’t win an argument against stupid people. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”

“Billions and billions of people in total awe of my amazing parade, one like no one has EVER seen before because I only do the best and nobody understands the military like I do. Some say I’m be the best commander-in-chief in the HISTORY of the world! The ratings were through the roof, not like sleepy Joe’s “no kings” parade who stole the 2020 election with all those billions and billions of cheating ballots and their russia russia russia conspiracy while nobody is doing anything about the immigrants eating all your cats and dogs. You know a lot of people say that my parade was the best parade out of the billions and billions of parades ever …” - the Donvict probably.

This is Google’s attempt at staying relevant now that it’s search engine is far from being the best and people are getting their information from TikTok and other sources. Their AI is garbage at even finding factual data. No, this will not cause a “webpocalypse”. There’s already systems in place to send AI’s forcing their way into websites into mazes of infinite useless information to poison them.

At the end of the day, every search engine’s purpose is automating the curating of websites. People can go right back to human curated lists if the worst of the “webpocalypse” happens. People also need to start relearning that the internet existed before Google and social media, and it will exist after.

You’ll never see all of these heavily armed gravy seals showing up at a cartel or actual gang hide out.

These images are RAW! YOU, DONKEY! Here, take your blob, and gtfo. GO! OUT!!!

The only silver lining is that he will text all the strategies out to the world so everyone has a heads up of where to be or not to be.

“A king would say I’m not going to get this…he wouldn’t have to call up [House Speaker] Mike Johnson and [Senate Majority Leader John] Thune…” Needs to change up his statement to say "…he wouldn’t have to call up all of his blindly loyal ‘yes men’ " Because that’s just so much effort for him.

Can’t let his comb over go more wild in the rain. Remember, he doesn’t even show up for veteran’s memorial service in the rain because rain and dying for your country is for losers. What he said anyway. $48 million was spent just getting all that gear there. Could have fed starving American children by funding the program that was canceled but who needs to do that right? OH WELL! ¯_(ツ)_/¯ (/s)

So despite all of the bitching and moaning about all of the “game breaking” features, the shitty little camera, the lack of original games and the price they still bought it. This is why companies keep putting out crap.

Frumpy face, folded arms, glasses halfway down the nose, and talking like someone got their burger order wrong is the usual expected response.

With all the amazing 5D chess moves being made like artificially inducing a recession if not a full depression, forcefully deporting the back bone of your labor force, extremely anemic manufacturing, massive brain drain, jailing everyone, and pretending that somehow the US is going to dominate the world with absolutely 0 diplomacy skills while burning all bridges to every alliance, I agree with that statement. It will all collapse into a civil war before they hit the end game of some dictator regime. The economy will be dead, and it will be a dark age in the western hemisphere. Not dark as is in depressing, but as in nothing happens because it will take probably a century to pass before anything starts to recover. These morons are going to be in the streets with the rest of us, picking at what’s left of the country by forming tribes of raiders. Basically the plot every of every book that warned us about this future since the late '40’s.

Probably already knows you applied to 30 other families and just making sure you feel shitty about it instead of offering a reason to stay.