A bezoar! Try eating it, it’s like uh, magic mushrooms

Little mascot from Oglaf

Helpful for midlife crisis decisions: “I need it for work”

nVidia? I barely even know her.

Shiny hiney

Said with a straight face, to Google and Microsoft CEOs who are both from India

Looks like octopus senbei Gis tako sembei

One i liked was spiced with oregano

How about firing a compressed air canon to attempt a sonic boom

The victim is now the abuser

Ga Pao Large Rice

Mah jongg will never be the same.