I ran into a litter of wild turkey chicks a few months ago and it was such a contrast to how little ducklings group together and line up to follow mom. The turkey chicks scatter every which way instead.

Flow charts or bullet lists as visual aid. The higher position your interlocutor is in the simpler you should try to keep your point. If you need their input on a project only bring them one A vs B decision at a time.

Regular coffee/espresso does nothing good to my body except make me poop immediately.

BUT my old school had a vending coffee machine that would sometimes break and only put out the coffee sludge with no water and THAT stuff made my hands shake

On god I have a co-worker named Riz though. Straight bussin’.

Unless I have a friend who loves the band as much as I do I definitely prefer going to concerts alone