meanwhile, Japanese:

white metal (shirogane) = silver

black metal (kurogane) = iron

red metal (akagane) = copper

yellow metal (kogane) = gold

blade metal (hagane) = steel

blue metal (aogane) = lead

外国人来华工作许可系统故障, 请耐心等待

foreign worker permit system down, please wait patiently

oh shit I recognize this guy, it’s japan’s new minister of agriculture who sells government rice for half its market price