🎵Drones to the left of me, Missiles to the right, Here I am, Stuck in the middle with Trump.🎶

My wife and I always wanted a joctober baby…

Not from a Jedi.

This guy would be perfect as Ron in an Afghani remake of Parks and Rec.

Have a long and frustrating wank to Cosmopolitan because I’m a teenager and haven’t figured out I can just walk into a newsagent and buy a copy of Penthouse.

Whoever produced The Apprentice should commit seppuku in atonement for helping Trump build his platform.

I’m currently still using Waze. I have CoMaps installed, but it doesn’t seem to be available through Android Auto.

Because analysing network traffic wouldn’t allow an adversary to see what you’re sending with Signal, but they could still tell you’re sendig a secure message.

What the Guardian is doing is hiding that secure chat traffic inside the Guardian app, so packet sniffing would only show you’re accessing news.

InnerTune is awesome.