JD Vance is and always was a classist prick who enjoys looking down on people he considers beneath him. Dude work a book about it.

Purple hearts for the shitter patrol when?

🎶I’m a little bit country…🎶

MTG: *trolling*

AOC:

Honestly, news organizations should just double down on criticizing Trump. What is he gonna do? Ban them all until he sits there alone with Fox News and a couple of right-wing bloggers? If that happens, and Fox News is suddenly the most reputable news organization in the room, I conjecture that even they would eventually clash with Trump over something, at which point even the dumbest of his supporters will have to realize that the problem isn’t the news organizations but Trump’s pathetic little ego.

Edit: I may be underestimating how dumb some of his supporters are, but here goes my half-baked take.

Last panel: Turns around too quickly to look after the kid, now has a painfully stiff neck for a week.

No Stairway, denied!

“Fine doesn’t mean fine. The scale goes: great, good, okay, not okay, I hate you, fine.” ~ Max Black (2 Broke Girls)

Fun fact: For a group of 13 skeletons attacking the same target, the probability that at least one of them crits is about 49%.

The same masterful craftsmanship as when the lizard people forged Obama’s birth certificate.

Are you saying you have 5-6 socks in total? Look at Mr. Richie Rich over here!

Don’t let that fool you. Scholz’ measured attitude may make him seem passive, but his government was very active in terms of reform. Merz talks a big game, but the main contributions of his government are to revert changes from the previous ones, while also raking up massive debt to support his budget (something that he has actively campaigned against and blocked during Scholz’ tenure).

Great, that means I can sell this idea to conservatives (trains = bad).

I have an opposite yet equally radical proposal. Time zones are subdivided into infinitesimally small segments of longitude, effectively making them continuous. They are assigned to individual persons based in their current location on the globe and are updated regularly through geolocalization services like GPS. When you move, your time zone changes as well. Have a meeting at 10am? No, you don’t. Living in UTC-8:00? It’s UTC-7:58:33.0371 in your living room now. Going to work on your bike? Prepare for time travel. No GPS connection? The exhilarating sensation of timelessness.

Ah yes, the 'Mericas

Decoctorch sounds kind of cool though. Anyone up for some calendar reform?

They have millions of posts, and this is the funniest they could find? Sheesh.

What changed is that right-wingers managed to convince people that Lex Luthor is not a villain but an aspirational figure.

Researchers: We need rules for AI to ensure it doesn’t become malicious and try to kill us.

Musk: We created an AI that thinks it’s Hitler!