I kinda suspect OP is like 11 and using genAI. The art sophistication seems too advanced for the sense of humor.

You just described my Chevy Volt so accurately. All the buttons are touch surface except the parking brake switch, and I usually have to pull that twice.

This is the Internet. We’re all self-diagnosed autistic/ADHD here. You wouldn’t get it, neurotypical

That’s a wholly unnecessary caption at the top.

That is the normal human experience, I think.

Place! Your. ASTROGLIDE LUBRICANT. In the bag!

Good 🖕🏻

My wife had the same procedure for the same reason a few years back. Hope the healing goes fast!

Two questions. Was the procedure laparoscopic? Also, what’s your favorite dinosaur?

Correct use of “POV” 👍🏻

all books are priceless treasures

😐 https://www.goodreads.com/list/show/2.The_Worst_Books_of_All_Time

So y’all are into surrealism, huh?

Social activities for me often lead to a day on the fainting couch

Traditional POTS service in the US is pointlessly expensive. The infrastructure is owned by legacy companies like Lumen, which have long since given up doing anything but sitting on their dead ass and collecting rent. Lumen was probably the most infuriating company I ever had to deal with B2B.

Did Apple forget their company operates on hype?

Edit: found the Apple fanboys, I guess

It was a long time ago I read that. This is the closest thing I could find, saying 6 in 10 Trump supporters proclaim they will never stop supporting him no matter what: https://www.cnn.com/2017/08/17/politics/trump-approvers-never-stop-approving-poll

Edit: on reflection, I may have done some rough estimating to get from 6 in 10 Trump supporters to about 25% of America overall.

I’ll believe it when I see it. Last I checked, 25% of Americans (not Trump supporters, all Americans) professed that they will follow Trump literally no matter what he says or does. That was years ago. This cult is propaganda-driven, so that number is probably higher now.

I have a hard time believing “could be worse” is a uniquely American thought.

Did the big law firms finally figure out Trump wouldn’t ever pay them?

I have no friends. I am in fact addicted to screens.