he won’t stand trial, there’s so much wildely known and yet he still holds the title of one of the most powerful positions on this planet. there won’t be a trial, and there won’t be justice, history will remember him as a monster but he most likely won’t experience any consequences

i think- i think the “invisible shadow government” conspiracies are a cope. if someone voted for the current government that is fucking things up (as the opposition said they would) then it might be hard to admit to having made the wrong choice whilst voting, especially if the current government claims to hold the same values as you “my wholesome christian government that said they’d help guys like me wouldn’t be the ones making my life harder! it must be the secret cabal!!!”

most of the world isn’t american. we can’t do anything about your government

ahh fair alright, Sky News released a short article at 8:05pm

when looking for it it was difficult to dig through a billion copy pasted sources, half of which were paywalled or "tUrN oFf yOuR aDbLocK"walled :')

what is still strange to me is that the BBC article was one of those coverages they do - where they update the page as new information flows in (or they just decide to say something more). and the first part of that at 8:11pm is just a short paragraph

Ozzy Osbourne’s death was first announced to UK media, first article i could find came from the BBC and released 8:11pm

how is it that a Wikipedia editor outsprinted the first article and made the first death edit at 8:08pm?

buy a horse dildo with bitcoin and flaunt how they didn’t get any money from your transaction? idk man, i’m good at vague ideas, specifics are harder

i don’t know if any source has caught up yet, but a few days ago it was indeed just taboo kink games that were being targeted, now it seems all of itch.ios NSFW games are disappearing

to quote my favourite game

The pain of your absence is sharp and haunting, and I would give anything not to know it; anything but never knowing you at all.

i could try to make peace with that

boyfriend it is then, money is just nifty it won’t fill the void

boyfriend (human, my age, regular lifespan, attracted to me, and i’m attracted to him), and a billion dollars (in US currency, no strings attached, not any blood money)

gamers, unironically, rise up. this isn’t going to end on niche porn games

this bullshit is surely coming from the recently intensifying family friendlinessification of the internet, but why the fuck do payment processors care? i have no idea. are they taking a cut of advertising revenue? do all ceos just want to appear as massive prudes? do they see children as an untapped market to exploit? or maybe they’re just fucking stupid? what is actually going on

don’t forget memes about the news

abandon ship? the ship called “we won’t spy on you with this close-source program that records everything you do ahaha why would you think that - signed, big corporation”? why did you get on that ship in the first place

at least 5% of dad shenanigans should prompt a “dad wtf?” reaction in a healthy dadhood environment

yeah but i go wshnshwshwshwsh with the liquid back and forth in my mouth so it’s fine

the part that my brain apparently has a problem with is - if for swallowing and not watery -> must chew. so when it’s mostly watery but not exactly i get both “chew” and “just drink it” signals which is >:|

i am not in the US no, thank god for that, i think my parents just went full “everyone is like that :))))”

fair point, i’m just wondering where the line is

soups make me angry sometimes, what am i supposed to do? swallow? chew? there’s so little to chew, and yet i can’t just swallow? >:|

same goes for yogurt, brain senses thickness, tells me to chew, but there is nothing to chew??? >:|

and with boba tea, one chew is enough to pop the balls, but one chew doesn’t pop all of them, so 90% of my mouth is liquid and yet i can’t swallow until everything is popped >:|

basically the only half drink - half foods i respect are stews, because those have enough food to chew normally, and the soup part is basically like a lot of sauce

… how did my parents miss my neurodivergence i have no idea