My Kyocera 6035 - Palm Pilot and cell phone, God I loved that beast. Yes it was one of the first smart phones but also that flip keypad to let you cover the writing block and all the other touches were the bee’s knees.

Well at least he spelled his name right this time. I guess that’s something.

The first question is what kind of time loop am I in? Is it a ‘We are all going to die and I need to fix it’ or a ‘I need to grow as a person to get out’ loop. If it’s the first one then I need to figure out when Donald Trump and Jeffery Epstein are both going to be one of his flights to Epstein’s island and find a way to blow up the plane. If it’s the second one I guess do the same thing as that’s got to be good karma.

Two Infrastructure Weeks or two weeks just after he announces his ‘big beautiful Obamacare replacement’?

Oh dip, Pillboi!

Oh Dip, Donky Doug!

No but North Carolina cops will arrest a black parent to avoid having to arrest a white driver.