We’ll finally get to find out which of these:

• Artificial intelligence
• Military intelligence

… is the biggest oxymoron.

I mean, all practicing Christians eat of the body of Christ and drink of his blood…

Sand on the nips just doesn’t seem to cut it in this context…

Or it’s about bestiality.

Frog has long been a slur for French people. I leave it as an exercise for the reader to work out the rest.

That’s not realistic. They’d never use real names like “Bobby”.

Could stay technically true with a pun:

…and the love of my wife, Justin.

How often did your community college hold paintball competitions?

When you see how Riker sits down, you have to concede that so-called “normal” chairs just don’t cut it.