He absolutely did not submit the urine of one of his army of children.

For sure not.

Well, these days who the hell isn’t?

My local library has been getting refurbished for a couple of months.

It’s really thrown off my ability to do paperwork, as they were the only people around with a working printer.

I actually had to fix the printer at work. Horrible stuff.

If they only get to use their toys in specific cases, they’ll pretend it’s always that case.

Right now the key words are “insurrectionist” and “terrorist” and “illegals”. They say the keyword, they suddenly get the loopholes.

It wouldn’t be a stretch to say they suspected “illicit” materials just so they could gear up for their hero LARP.