

Eggs and bricks with tacos painted on them. No reason to waste any tasty tacos!
Eggs and bricks with tacos painted on them. No reason to waste any tasty tacos!
Dame Judy Bench was right there.
“Yes, gtfo of our dumpster. When we are here we will give you free food, including protein and fresh produce, without hassling you about whether you deserve it or are ‘needy enough’.”
…but that’s not good enough for you because instead of fixing an immediate need like someone’s currently growling stomach, this establishment should tell them to go somewhere else?
ADL put spez on their tech advisory board apparently back in 2017. So I guess they’ve been a fucking joke for a while.
What if you live on an island
I went to a kid’s birthday party the other day. There was a little girl (maybe 4y/o?) there who had been to another party earlier in the day but left before that party had cake.
The second that cake was mentioned she starts wandering around going, “Can I have cake?” to anyone who would listen.
“Can I have cake? Can I have cake?” I was told someone had cake and I’ll be damned if I don’t get some immediately.
"We’re sorry, your [x] has been disabled due to unapproved usage.
Press any key to agree with the regime…"
He didn’t want PIZZA! He wanted FRENCH FRIES from MCDONALDS!!! He wanted RONALD to personally cut his burger up for him because it’s EMBARRASSING when his MOM does it! He wanted to use the SLIDE but he POOPED on it before he made it to the bottom and that’s SOMEONE ELSE’S fault!!!
Well, I’ll be damned! How could I have been so foolish‽