She had a chance in dune, instead she played chani as “MJ from the desert”.

Will Ferrell, Steve Carrel and Ben Stiller are the 3 horsemen of the comedy apocalypse

America needs to back off and not get involved

Luckily our commander in chief is already busy fighting wars against Canada, Greenland, Panama, and the United States.

Just be careful,.don’t want you to get hurt

That’s brandishing and it’s going to get you arrested

I wouldn’t mind as much if they were at least clever but they’re always second grade playground level dumb. It makes all of us look like idiots.

These dumbass nicknames trivialize a very serious subject. What possible reason could you have to make a joke out of this?

You’re just the same age

Maybe TikTok or ig or whichever sites were referenced are only for the terminally online in your opinion

Of course not. But if they’re your first recommendation to someone who’s just been released from prison, before the myriad of practical things they need to learn about, you may be terminally online.

We three kings of orient are smoking on a rubber cigar

I think this makes a lot of sense

Does it though? For me, bringing someone like OPs brother up to speed would be like “they deliver groceries now”, “this job website is good”, “you can file your taxes for free here”. “Check out this app where people post short videos of themselves dancing” wouldn’t even be in the top 100. That’s the advice you get from the terminally online.

Yeah. It’s easy to spot people for whom the internet is the focal point of their entire life.

I’ll make sure to tell Vietnam and Afghanistan that

The FBI has run dozens of CSAM sites as honeypots, they should hire him

“I am walking to the grocery store”.
“I am taking a bus to the grocery store”.
“I am using an experimental teleporter to warp to the grocery store”.

Idk why it seems to be so mind blowing to you, but things can be different even if they end up at the same place

I did not say that.nor so I endorse that philosophy. My state is solidly blue and doesn’t have enough electoral votes to affect the election in any meaningful way. I’ve been voting third party for almost 30 years because it’s the only possible way for my presidential vote to matter at all. It’s actually impressive how stupid and wrong your strawman argument is in this case.

No, that means they have the same goal, not that they are identical. There are many paths one could take towards that goal.

No, they’re not. There are plenty of sifferences. Most are superficial, but they’re differences nontheless. I don’t know why you can’t comprehend that there’s more than one path to the same goal.

They’re not the same. They do have the same bosses, though. So it stands to reason they’re both moving us towards the same goals.

If you make a Toyota fancy, you end up with a Lexus. If you make a Honda fancy, you end up with an Acura. If you make a Volkswagen fancy, you end up with an Audi. If you make a Nissan fancy, you end up with an infinity.