Interesting that they’re so low. Seems like we’d get a major earthquake before an eruption with those kinds of stats

The fridge let’s it marinate in the seasonings and it makes the skin stick a bit more.

Otherwise I gotcha!

I cast vicious mockery, Nat 20. Let’s F’ckn go!

Chicken parm, or its fried wings with homemade sauces.

The parm is literally just, crack two eggs. Take two chicken breasts or whatever and cut them in half or into strips.

Take a bowl of plain, yes plain panko bread crumbs. Take shredded parmesan like the shit you find in the green shaker bottles you keep in the fridge. Shredded oregano, Mixed Italian seasoning, any other separate Italian seasonings you want. Also could add some red pepper flakes for a small kick.

Skin:

1 - 2 cups of panko

1 - 1/12 cup of parmesan

1 tbsp of Oregano and other seasonings mixed

Crack 2 eggs in a bowl. Mix some garlic salt in to strengthen the flavor.

Set aside a bowl of plain flower

Dredge chicken in flower, dredge in eggs, dredge in flower than eggs again

Coat in Panko throughly

Refrigerate for at least an hour or more

Either deep fry until the internal temperature is 165 (Be careful with heat distribution in oil. Too hot will rip skin off)

Or Air fryer style

Depending on your Air Fryer 350 - 375 degrees Adjust time accordingly, flip chicken in the middle of cooking and coat with marinara or desired sauce.

Serve with noodles, boom. Donezo, and it’s delicious.

Also if any other would be chef’s have ways to improve that be my guest :)

Monkeys use leaves to buy banana.

A true legend. His bit about getting out of the line kills me every time.

Clearly you haven’t lived in any state that isn’t in fuck all Wyoming.

Shits expensive as hell

Discombobulate

Defo agree. But I will admit that the soundtrack is fire

Butterfly meme

Two different animes / Genre’s:

“Uuwaahhh, oh, h, uh. Everyone, th-there’s a deer…”

“You should never have insulted the Jigan eye, you see in a way it has its own mind and it loathes disrespect, resisting it is not something I would do”

Edit: had to add one more

“I am the bone of my sword…”