Mine have an automatic feeder for breakfast at 6:00 everyday. Doesn’t stop one of them from screaming at the unholy hour of 4:00

Real reason is males are mostly solitary and elephant territories are enormous. Being horny for months gives the males enough motivation to seek out the herd of women and children over the long distances.

I wish I saved the link. I saw a story yesterday that the money was routed through Russia, which is why Trump has been their bitch this whole time.

I stand corrected

They thought you knew that “all” was short for “all white people”

Sauce? I need a Spider-Man Wolverine crossover in my life.

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Most Americans don’t even know what capitalism is. They think it’s synonymous with commerce because that’s what we’re taught.

Maybe because you lost your mind. Funny thing is this would put you center-left. Super authoritarian, but left of center. Try moving essential goods and services to the public sector and then we’re talking.

This. I hear people complain about the “far left” when the Democratic Party is at best center-right. The entire left side of the political spectrum isn’t even an option in this country.

Never mind that the story they are referencing is about the importance of hospitality. It would be more accurate to say that the Bible is saying to kill ICE agents.

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Imagine the sludge in their shriveled little hearts to feel anything but profound sadness and/or rage looking at that sign. I used to think there was good in everyone. I was wrong.

No body no crime

Rick and Morty was the show for me in the beginning even when the dumbasses showed up, but it lost its appeal after the scandal. Just doesn’t feel the same.

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The way the American government feels like satire makes it difficult for life to feel real right now. It’s like I’m living in a political stoner movie.

No, they have diabetes.

Yeah sorry to be the one to break it to you. The shutdown of the AMOC is not only the collapse of the ocean ecosystem and an upset of global temperature it’s also going to make the shore line give off toxic fumes that smell like rotten eggs.

Good point, of course once the plankton collapses and archea start to take over they’ll have to deal with all the sulfur dioxide